But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
