So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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