i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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