We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize