On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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