your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Send help, water and tortillas.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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