Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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