But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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