How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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