you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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