you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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