Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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