Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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