: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
