no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
