He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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