I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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