return my video game
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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