she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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