just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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