saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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