i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I looked at my own cervix.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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