Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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