im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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