My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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