I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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