Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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