I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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