That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Too much gin, very little bucket
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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