Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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