i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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