it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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