Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
nutella sex= disaster
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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