Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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