He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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