Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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