Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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