Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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