Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
wow bdsm is so cute
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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