Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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