I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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