a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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