dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Green mimosas i think yes
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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