wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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