i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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