dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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