There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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