I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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