There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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