i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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