you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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