Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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