Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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