can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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