She is in my trunk
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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