If that was your dad, he is hot
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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