i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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