I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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