Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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