Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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