We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
third nipple confirmed
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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