She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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