And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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