Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
